Top Ten Reason to go to work Naked

1.No one ever steals your chair.

2.Gives ‘bad hair day’ a whole new meaning.

3.Diverts attention from the fact that you also
came to work drunk.

4.People stop stealing your pens after they’ve
seen where you keep them.

5.So that – with a little help from Muzak – you
can add ‘Exotic Dancer’ to your exaggerated CV.

6.You want to see if it’s like the dream.

7.To stop those letches in Marketing from looking
down your blouse.

8.‘I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in
my trousers.’

9.Inventive way to finally meet that special
person in Human Resources.

10.Can take advantage of computer monitor
radiation to work on your tan.



... and (drum roll) the number one reason to go
to work naked:
Your boss is always yelling, ‘I want to see your
arse in here by 8am!’

... from some website ...